COMING SOON:  BABY DUM SUMS  TO DUMFOUND  A DUM TEACHER
How to become a Dum Sum Teacher to be dumfounded by a Dum Baby
Notice MUMSDUMBSUM relates to her birthdate 09 01 1982, and to her HOCUSPOCUS ORITHMETIC NUMBERBABY which is an anagram of the GOBBLEDDYGOO number chosen by a Dumb Baby.

Notice DADSDUMBSUM relates to his birthdate 21 06 1982, and to his HOCUSPOCUS ORITHMETIC NUMBERBABY.

Notice the OMNIDUMBABY number relates to his birthdate 22 07 2013 and to the GOBBLEDYGOO and  DUMBSUMEGGS numbers which have to know everything in case one of the little ones goes missing...continued  
"Numerela Queen of The Deserted Dessert"
Mrs Noughtfear's Global Pineapplisation Project
Listen up, Nineapple Pineapple!  A drover's dog can
 do Gobbledygoo Orithmetic. Why are you so dumb?
"Nine Apples to Baby Mentalism" suitable ages 0-9
Discover your Gobbledygoo Number age 0-1. Get  your first Apple age 1 and your ninth Apple age 9 to qualify as professional Child Mentalist dumfounding the Teachers with 125 digit Superduper Numbers free from Mrs Noughtfear's Smart State School in  queenslandthesmartstate.com  or at The Big Circus
A Satyrical response to Master Mentalists and the Mentalist's Bible "Thirteen  Steps to Mentalism"
Coming soon: The Wongles from Wonglepong Common
Nineapple Pineapple Menorca Spain 
July 1994 Lisa Mason age 9
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www.impossiblesum.com
The Nineapple Pineapple Sho
Thank you  Nineapple Pineapple  for  25 years of Sunshine
1995 to 2020 Mrs Noughtfear The Number Nun Queensland
Thank you, Nineapple Pineapple. You are my sunshine. Queen Betsy Ten
Thank you Nineapple Pineapple Lettuce Bee                           
No psychic dummies were actually exploited, and no dum pineapples were actually shot during the shooting of "MISSING FIGURES"
Sixteen years since Nineapple Pineapple was finally taken away and 20 years since the Apple Computer Company 
of California withdrew litigation against Nineapple Pineapple  THE  NINEAPPLE  PINEAPPLE  SHO is making some headway. Now on with THE SHO this is it...